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Don’t Tell Me to Drink Water. What I really need is a good face cream (and democracy).

My top 12 exceptional face creams to survive winter.

Jan 08, 2026
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Hi there,

I hope you are doing OK and that the news cycle whiplash has been somehow manageable for you. I was born in Brazil, so Venezuela, Columbia and all our neighbors are very much in my mind now. I am mentally exhausted, and I’m afraid that the only thing I can offer you this week is some escape from this deranged world. I have learned over the years that refocusing on pleasure and beautiful things is an amazing privilege and not a cowardly escape. It’s a great way to replenish and reload for whatever work you’ll do next. If you are a Republican, and you believe this country needs to stop the madness, please call your representatives - right now, this is our only chance.

Believe this Brazilian who grew up in a harsh military dictatorship, that once we are firmly into world domination and fascism, it won’t be easy (or peaceful) to turn back the clock on democracy. We are, in effect, frogs in boiling water.

OK…onwards to this week’s programming.

On a brighter note, I can’t bear it when models and celebrities are asked about their beauty routine and respond with: “I drink a lot of water.” Give. Me. A. Break.

Nothing against H2O. I even bought those enormous 56oz water jugs. It lives next to my laptop, filled with good intentions and filtered water (photo below and link here if you care to try). Some days I do great. Other days… the jug is mostly decorative.

But no copious amount of water will ever be enough to keep your skin supple and plump once you’re over 40 (hell, let’s say 30) unless you are a freak, biologically speaking.

I’ve shared my skincare routine in this newsletter before (skincare obsession is one of my most consistent personality traits), but winter skin is a different sport altogether. Dry heat and freezing temperatures are when your usual lineup suddenly feels under-qualified. Winter is not the season to f*ck around and find out.

Which brings me to my personal coping strategy: a superbly rich face cream, applied with confidence.

Since that last newsletter, as Bethenny Frankel would say, I did the Lord’s work and tried a lot more products, and edited them down to the top 12 exceptional face creams (including some affordable yet very effective K Beauty and Japanese items) to help us all survive winter, and whose only side effects may include a flood of compliments on your new glow, and endless questions about your beauty routine.

Feel free to answer: water… with a very healthy dollop of cream.

Sending love, lots of hydration, and the best wishes and hope for world peace,

Patricia

My jug, optimistically half empty at 5pm

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